http://www.environmentalleader.com/2009/02/25/greenpeace-releases-latest-recycled-tissue-and-toilet-paper-guide/ The Executive's Daily Green Briefing Sun, 21 Mar 2010 01:30:37 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://www.environmentalleader.com/2009/02/25/greenpeace-releases-latest-recycled-tissue-and-toilet-paper-guide/comment-page-1/#comment-110826 Dick Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:49:20 +0000 http://www.environmentalleader.com/?p=10654#comment-110826 Environmentalists have suggested that Americans use rough recycled paper for toilet purposes. I agree, Americans have too long been pampered with softness. The rougher paper will save a tree, and we can surely endure a bit less softness. The more I think about it, the environmentalists are so correct. In fact we can go back in time and use dried fluffed corn cobs like my great grand father did. Of course the kernels were removed. This would be more environmentally correct, as no trees would be sacrificed. But, somehow I think Americans can do even better than that. Why hurt the soil by growing corn just to wipe the nasty excrement. How about leaves of weeds which are not much use tfor anything....but no, that would surely disturb some nearly extinct mouse or toad. No....after deep and sincire thought, I figure it would be best for the environmentalist to serve the movement , the economy and their fellow man to simply use their tongues and lick my ass. No muss no fuss, soft , clean and environmentally correct.....NO....? Environmentalists have suggested that Americans use rough recycled paper for toilet purposes.
I agree, Americans have too long been pampered with softness.
The rougher paper will save a tree, and we can surely
endure a bit less softness.
The more I think about it, the environmentalists are so correct.
In fact we can go back in time and use dried fluffed corn cobs like my great grand father did. Of course the kernels were removed. This would be more environmentally correct, as no trees would be sacrificed.
But, somehow I think Americans can do even better than that. Why hurt the soil by growing corn just to wipe the nasty excrement.
How about leaves of weeds which are not much use tfor anything….but no, that would surely disturb some nearly extinct mouse or toad.
No….after deep and sincire thought, I figure it would be best for the environmentalist to serve the movement ,
the economy and their fellow man to simply use their tongues and lick my ass.
No muss no fuss, soft , clean and environmentally correct…..NO….?

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